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20. Stuck in Kansas.

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

(Source: meladoodle, via 50shadesof-tara)

averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

(via 50shadesof-tara)

greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

(via 50shadesof-tara)

aaaaa42:

I have no time for bullshit blogs. Put up your best monster truck gifs or seriously fuck off

(via asexualgrandfatherclock)

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

(via fuhkpaul)