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20. Stuck in Kansas.

inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

(via gooodfornothing)

pandabomb:

florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia

(via ordinaryname)

funnybro:

when someone who is usually really sweet and forgiving gets pushed too far and snaps

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(Source: budweiner, via andrewquo)

egberts:

i fuckin hate how daisy goes ”WOOHOO” when she passes u in mariokart. especially when ur like tied with her so all u hear is WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOO FUCKING HOO

(via andrewquo)