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20. Stuck in Kansas.


me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

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i think i dropped myself as a baby

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my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero

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